I will sing this every night to any kids I eventually have.
Because why tell them that the monsters under the bed aren’t real, or that a night light will protect them, when you can instead say that the monsters should fear them instead.
Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight
Now it’s time to close your tired eyes
There are devils to slay and dragons to ride
If they see you coming, hell they better hide
This is one of my all time favorite songs.
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
Everyday vs work attire
I need to stop reblogging this guy’s selfies.
Isn’t he handsome doh?